Don’t worry, Sam. I gotchu.
Month: June 2016
Join the Fall 2016 Virtual Race!
Breach the blast doors, infiltrate the vault, don’t get bitten. Easy, right?

This fall, help Sam Yao and Abel Township make the steal of the century, in a 5k/10k race set during the early days of Season 1! Join up to get a race tee, medal, training missions, and access to our private ROFFLENET forum.
You choose the distance. You choose the route. We make it awesome.

Race dates: 20 Oct to 1 Nov
What’s a Virtual Race? A Virtual Race takes place in a location and time of your choice. You can walk, jog or run wherever you may be, and at any time during the race week, for a 5k or a 10k distance. It’s an awesome way for all Runner 5s around the world to run as a community, and get exclusive real-world awards!

When you’re on a heist, you’ve got to look the part – and when there are zombies on your tail, you’ve got to move fast!
Our Soft Tech Shortsleeve tee has excellent wicking & drying, but it feels and looks like premium cotton thanks to its highly refined ring-spun polyester yarn.
And our Pro-Spec Quarter Zip Longsleeve top is perfect for colder runs, with great features like sleeve thumb-holes and a fabric zip guard.

Your entry comes with a race packet sent directly from Abel Township, with a briefing, certificate, race bib, medal, and more! And in the weeks leading to the race, you’ll get two exclusive training missions, story emails, and support from our community. (Photo: Spring 2016 Race Pack)
Three Ways to Join


Gift entries and twin combo packs (save $10!) are also available!
Praise for the Spring 2016 Virtual Race
“As much as your game motivates me, this race has trumped it. I am hooked on virtual races now.”
“Way to go on the tech shirt! Fit wonderfully, very comfortable…”
“Thank you for creating a compelling story that made me get off my ass and do my first 10K!”
“I was so impressed. The shirt is amazing and the medal hangs on my wall.”
S5 M19 & M20 Released + Mid Season Hiatus

Listen up, Runner 5. This is the last shipment of new missions for a few weeks, so you’ve gotta make these count. When you’re ready, tear open that ration pack and feast upon Sweet Dreams and Stay Alive!
We’re now going on a brief mid-season hiatus to prepare the incredible second half of Season 5, but never fear – weekly mission deliveries will resume in early August!
If you’re a Pro Member, you can download and play both missions immediately. Otherwise, you can use your free weekly unlock to get either one.
As always, please let us know what you think!
S5 M17 & M18 Released

Ready up, Runner 5 – a shipment of new missions has arrived. Things are really heating up with Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now and Here Comes The Rain Again!
If you’re a Pro Member, you can download and play both missions immediately. Otherwise, you can use your free weekly unlock to get either one.
As always, please let us know what you think!
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noun
- the arrangement or disposition of people or things in relation to each other according to a particular sequence, pattern, or method.
- an authoritative command, direction, or instruction
Abel (typelikemad) / The Ministry
My half of a super super fun collab with @typelikemad!
rebel: [noun, adjective reb-uh l; verb ri-bel]
*noun: a person who refuses allegiance to, resists, or rises in arms against the government or ruler of his or her country
*verb: to resist or rise against some authority, control, or tradition.
Abel (typelikemad) / The Ministry (crownleys)
@crownleys had the excellent idea of a collab where we both used our different styles to create propaganda type posters for Abel and Ministry. It was a fun challenge and something I would never have thought of doing otherwise. Thanks, C!
S5 M15 & M16 Released

Don’t flop just yet, Runner 5 – we’ve got a pair of ace missions for you this week. Get ready to go all-in for Poker Face and You’re Still The One! If there’s not a joker in the pack… and sometimes there is.
If you’re a Pro Member, you can download and play both missions immediately. Otherwise, you can use your free weekly unlock to get either one.
As always, please let us know what you think!
5k and Marathon Training Plans
We’ve just released two brand new Training Plans! You can enrol in the 5k Expert and Marathon Beginner plans on the Training Plans screen, and as always, they’re free for all players.
Alongside these training plans, we’re rolling out updates on iPhone, Android, and ZombieLink:
On iPhone, our 5.0.1 update features:
- Fixes for crashes on iPhone 4s and iPhone 6 Plus (particularly for those with very large bases)
- Startup speed and app performance improvements for everyone
- Improved graphs on statistics page
We also intend to release a 5.0.2 update for iPhone that will eliminate a rare crash that occurs when navigating the app.
On Android, our 5.0.3 update features:
- Significant improvements to performance
- Bug fixes for never-ending chases, Training Plan logic, base building rendering, and much more.
On ZombieLink, we’ve added Runkeeper syncing! You’d better believe it – after a long absence, it should now work for both auto and manual sharing.
(Almost) Summer App Sale!
It’s nearly summer here in the UK – the best time of the year to get your sun and exercise. To celebrate, we’re having a huge sale on all of our fitness apps until 9th June. That’s right: get any of our apps for just $0.99!
All prices in US Dollars.

$2.99 $0.99 on iPhone & Android
A bomb explodes in Inverness station, and you’re given a package that could save the world. A thrilling spy adventure with over 50 missions, that rewards you for walking more!

$2.99 $0.99 on iPhone & Android
Want to improve your running and need some extra guidance? Our couch-to-5k program is a great way for beginners to get started and train up.

$2.99 $0.99 on iPhone & Android
Superheroes aren’t born, they’re trained. With our innovative motion-tracking technology, turn your home workout into an action-packed adventure!

$1.99 $0.99 on iPhone
This is no ordinary pedometer. Join dozens of creature companions on a journey where every step counts!
Check out all of the apps on the App Store and Google Play Store – sale ends 9th June!
S5 M13 & M14 Released

As the prophecy foretold, two new Season 5 missions are here. Get yourself warmed up and ready for Drive My Car and Step Into My Office, Baby!
If you’re a Pro Member, you can download and play both missions immediately. Otherwise, you can use your free weekly unlock to get either one.
As always, please let us know what you think!